it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
TUMBLR. I NEED YOUR HELP.
I have this friend who refuses to cuss, no matter what the cost. I’ve managed to get him to agree that if this post gets 10,000 notes by June 14th, he would send me a video of him saying ‘you little cunt’
SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BADLY I WANT TO HEAR HIM CUSS.
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
I’m going to show this to my parents because they say its not normal for a 15 year old girl to be sleeping with a teddy bear
10 ponies and 10+ misc uwu
I’m 22 and I sleep with a large, spherical platypus. You’re doing just fine.
See, I don’t bother because I have an actual cat to sleep with, but sometimes when I miss my dog I sleep with one that looks like him. Trust me, everything is good.
2 stuffed dollies, a stuffed dog, and three teddy bears :’)
GYLC! JULY 21! WHO’S DOING THAT ISH?! LET ME MEET YOU LOVELIES!
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin